Try as you might, but you will never find a better quote than this one EVER!
During the New England Patriots matchup against the New York Jets on Sunday — Pats WR Cordarrelle Patterson was seen purposely grabbing the groin area of New York Jets lineman Henry Anderson while trying to get off the ground.
Look at Patterson's hand………………. pic.twitter.com/fgEkQfyROE
— #FreePhillipDorsett (@ftbeard_17) November 25, 2018
Following the Patriots victory, the wide receiver was asked why CBS cameras caught him doing the act, and that’s when he gave the best quote of all-time.
Cordarrelle Patterson on why he was caught on CBS grabbing someone’s, um, stuff: He was trying to get the guy off him. “I’m a grown man. I don’t need no one’s ass and dick and balls in my face.”
— Conor Orr ?? (@ConorOrr) November 25, 2018
There was no penalty called on Patterson, but he could receive a fine from the league if they choose to do so.